The 100% American is 99% idiot.

As long as you don't fly openly in the face of society, society doesn't ask any inconvenient questions; and it makes precious short work of the cads who do. There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.

My heart, my heart, be whole and free: Love is thine only enemy.

We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was good what would he say now

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.