The 100% American is 99% idiot.

The sound body is the product of the sound mind.

[Chess] is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active. That is why it is necessary to happiness that one should be tired.

The worst cliques are those which consist of one man.

When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.