The novelties of one generation are only the resuscitated fashions of the generation before last.

Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.

Those who understand the steam engine and the electric telegraph spend their lives in trying to replace them with something better.

Most of my recent plays were written in the railway train between Hatfield and Kings Cross. I write anywhere, on the top of omnibuses or wherever I may be; it is all the same to me.

Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.