I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
I even found it difficult to watch myself playing on TV because I couldn't identify with the person on the screen. I couldn't get to grips with it. It was as if it was all happening to someone else.
One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.
You can't trust very many people.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?