I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!
They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes