I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

I always wanted more - more of everything.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three