He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.

Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.

I even found it difficult to watch myself playing on TV because I couldn't identify with the person on the screen. I couldn't get to grips with it. It was as if it was all happening to someone else.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both.

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!