He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.

There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.

If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three