Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.
Football is a sad game.