That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them.
If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
People say you have to hit rock bottom, and, I can tell you, almost dying is as rock bottom as it gets.
To call Keegan a superstar is stretching a point.
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both