People say you have to hit rock bottom, and, I can tell you, almost dying is as rock bottom as it gets.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself.

My one big regret is that I didn’t play on for 10 more years.

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three