If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three
Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.
I always wanted more - more of everything.
They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.