There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.
I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.
Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.
They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
To call Keegan a superstar is stretching a point.
Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.