In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.
To call Keegan a superstar is stretching a point.
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.
Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.
I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.