If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

Football is a sad game.

One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now.

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.