Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!
People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes
I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.
If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself.