If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele

When they first installed all-seater stadiums everyone predicted that the fans wouldn't stand for it

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes

My one big regret is that I didn’t play on for 10 more years.

Football is a sad game.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

I always wanted more - more of everything.