One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.
I must be the only person in the world who's looking forward to going into hospital. I can't wait to get it over and done with.
I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.
Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.