I get a standing ovation just standing
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.