Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
George BurnsI should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
George BurnsI was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
George BurnsWhen Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
George Burns