Life's but a day at most.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.