Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.

Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.