Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.