Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.