I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.