Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
George BurnsLots of people have asked me what Gracie and I did to make our marriage work. It's simple - we don't do anything. I think the trouble with a lot of people is that they work too hard at staying married. They make a business out of it. When you work too hard at a business you get tired; and when you get tired you get grouchy; and when you get grouchy you start fighting; and when you start fighting you're out of business.
George BurnsIf it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
George Burns