I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.
George BurnsIn those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
George Burns