I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.