I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.