When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
George BurnsSex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.
George BurnsWhen they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.
George Burns