I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.
I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
At my age flowers scare me.
Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.