I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
At my age flowers scare me.
Life's but a day at most.