I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
George BurnsI love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
George BurnsLet me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.
George Burns