Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.