Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.