I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

Young. Old. Just Words.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.