I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

Young. Old. Just Words.