First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.
I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.