Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.