In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
George BurnsMuch later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
George BurnsI should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
George BurnsFrom Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.
George Burns