Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.

At my age flowers scare me.