Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.