Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.