None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
George BurnsThere's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
George BurnsSex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.
George BurnsMy major contribution to the format was to suggest that I be able to step out of the plot and speak directly to the audience, and then be able to go right back into the action. That was an original idea of mine; I know it was because I originally stole it from Thornton Wilder's play Our Town.
George Burns