Two things happened. The creative side of my career was harmed. When I'd sit down and write under the influence of coke, the ratio of pages kept to pages thrown out declined drastically. But onstage, when rapping about a feeling I already owned, I would sometimes get a burst of eloquence.
George CarlinIn terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.
George CarlinThe Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.
George CarlinIn adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.
George Carlin