What occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

It's harder to be funny from the position of power.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done. it's only a symbol. It's only a piece of cloth.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.