Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
More people write poetry than read it.
With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?