What occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.