I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

You never see a smiling runner.

When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

I never took reds or Quaaludes to balance out the coke. So when it got to be four in the morning and the gram was three quarters gone, I'd start wishing it was nine o'clock and hoping the guy got up early. But, of course, he didn't sleep either, so there was no sweat. During all those years, I was always looking forward to the next snort or the next guy I could score from.