I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

You never see a smiling runner.

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50% rate.