I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

Religion is a self-conferred intellectual decision; it's not something you get at birth and is unchangeable. You're collusive with the religion when you accept it; you have a choice.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before you get on?