Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

So I want to thank the Pentagon, the Soviet Union and the military-industrial complex from the bottom of my heart. Without them, I could never have become the man I am today.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.