Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?