I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.

The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests. I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.