I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

I loved the angiogram. They stick a thing in your thigh and it goes all the way up to your heart. Isn't that a thrill? Well, at least the nurse scored thigh.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.

It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!