Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.

If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.

So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper. And that of course was at the end of the Civil War. Now there is another phrase I dearly love. That is a true oxymoron if I've ever heard one: "Civil War." Do you think anybody in this country could ever really have a civil war? "Say, pardon me?" (shoots gun) "I'm awfully sorry. Awfully sorry."

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.