Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.

Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, crime, torture, corruption and the ice capades. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. This is not what you expect to find on the resume of a supreme being. It's what you expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.

I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.