Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies. Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.