What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot.

And speaking of sex, the Immaculate Conception does not mean Jesus was conceived in the absence of sex. It means Mary was conceived without Original Sin. That's all it has ever meant. And according to the tabloids, Mary is apparently the only one who can make such a claim. The Jesus thing is called virgin birth.