What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

How old are you? 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.