I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.
George CarlinAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.
George CarlinWhat I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.
George CarlinI never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
George CarlinA flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done. it's only a symbol. It's only a piece of cloth.
George CarlinI'm not an angry person, just very disappointed and contemptuous of my fellow humans' choices - and on stage those feelings sometimes are exaggerated for a theatric stage - you're on a stage you have an audience of 2500 or 3000 people: you need to project the feelings, the emotions it's heightened, and people mistake it for a personal anger but it's more dissatisfaction, disappointment and contempt for these things we've settled for.
George Carlin