At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

All music is the blues. All of it.