One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.