Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy actually put some coke under my nose and I was able to say, "No, thanks," and turn my head away.

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

You know who would make an interesting murder-suicide? Madeline Albright and Yanni.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.