Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.

No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.