Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.