We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.

Life is a zero sum game.

A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt