There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

Whereas your blackness, ethnicity, homosexuality is something that might be genetic, I can't touch that, and I have no right.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

There's a thing about cocaine - when I was doing it secretly, it didn't make me very sociable. I forget how others were, but it made me very inner-directed. So being in a sketch and rehearsing and the "hail fellow well met" camaraderie and all that stuff, I couldn't fake that or force that. It was painful.

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.