There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.

Hooray for most things!

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.