There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.

There's a part of me that is angry. Not in the sense of, "Gee, George is an angry guy!" I mean, anyone who's been with me five minutes, five years, whatever, they would tell you they've rarely seen me in a moment of anger. Yes, I can become highly irritated in a line that's moving slowly, or with a clerk who's incompetent. But I don't yell. I don't get rude. I am clear about what I expect. In a store, my mother always told me, "Ask for the manager immediately. It changes the tone of the conversation."

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

Is there another word for synonym?

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.