If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Sudden total weight loss.

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.