If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

I always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.

Does killing time damage eternity?

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.