If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

I look at it this way... For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers... so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!