Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough. Acid and peyote were that way for me.

Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

I think it keeps the child alive in me. There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.