Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller amounts, and I would do coke for less periods of time. And that process just kept increasing and increasing until I wasn't using it at all. I didn't go on a program anywhere. I didn't join an organization or detox anywhere. I just slowly tapered off until it was gone. That was also true of my heavy pot use. I just tapered off until there was almost no use at all. And the same thing was true of drinking tons of beer.

The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

What year did Jesus think it was?

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or here's something you can't say because its a... secret; "You can't tell him that because he's not cleared to know that." Government wants to control information and control language because that's the way you control thought, and basically that's the game they're in.