Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough. Acid and peyote were that way for me.

I was a stonehead for 30 years. I'd wake up in the morning and if I couldn't decide whether I wanted a joint or not, I'd smoke a joint to figure it out. And I stayed high all day long.

It's never just a game when you're winning.