People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

Lenny Bruce genius was the unique ability to investigate hypocrisy and expose social inequities in a street rap that was really a form of poetry.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.