People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

There was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.