People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward: 'I'm such a klutz!' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver.

How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

Hooray for most things!

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.

Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.

An art thief is a man who takes pictures.