I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

Whereas your blackness, ethnicity, homosexuality is something that might be genetic, I can't touch that, and I have no right.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer. When you're high, it's easy to kid yourself about how clever certain mediocre pieces of material are. But, on the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.