I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.