Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.
Jesus was a cross-dresser.
I do something about the weather. I stay home.
Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?