The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
They're only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.
If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time in the sun you don't know whether you're coming or going.