We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.

Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

For an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.

Language is a tool for concealing the truth. If we could read each other's minds, this would be a horror show.

Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.