There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

There is a core of loneliness. It's partly existential. Secondly, I was raised a loner. My parents were not there. My father was asked to leave because he couldn't metabolize ethanol. Actually, my mother ran away with us when I was 2 months old and my brother was 5. Real dramatic stuff: down the fire escape, through backyards. So, I sort of raised myself. I was alone a lot and I invented myself - I lived through the radio and through my imagination.