I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. But I'm not in a league with Lenny [Bruce], certainly not in terms of social commentary.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.
Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.