There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!

I'd go on runs [on cocaine ], four and five days without sleep. Then I'd crash and sleep about 18 hours a day for seven to ten days. Then it would take a few more weeks to get over a vague sort of depression. Then I'd be off on another run.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

The base of evil in the world is religion of any kind

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.