If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

I don't really identify with America, I don't really feel like an American or part of the American experience, and I don't really feel like a member of the human race, to tell you the truth. I know I am, but I really don't. All the definitions are there, but I don't really feel a part of it. I think I have found a detached point of view, an ideal emotional detachment from the American experience and culture and the human experience and culture and human choices.

My books and records are arranged according to subject, and within each subject, they're alphabetical by author or artist. The music tapes are alphabetical and the performance tapes are in chronological order.I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.

The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.