One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.