The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

I set out to become a comedian, and I said in order to do that the first thing I'll do is become a disc jockey and know my pop music. I like it, my voice is good, and I can start out getting confidence without an audience in front of me.

I have things that are strident and confrontational, and I have a lot of things that are childlike and innocent and sort of sweet. So, somewhere in between lies the middle of me.

I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

Life is not that complicated.