Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

Sex always has consequences. When Hitler's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of fifteen to twenty million other pairs of legs.

All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Movies and television don't make you violent; all they do is channel the violence more creatively.

It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.