In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.

Most people are not particularly good at anything.

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.

I became a radio nut. I loved the afternoon serials, and I got into jazz through the radio. I had a subscription to Down Beat when I was 12. And I'd spend a lot of time in front of the minor, miming records.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?